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Old 08.20.2008
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There is a lot you can do behind that wheel and still safely control that vehicle. You spend soo much time in that seat that things become second nature. I did always worry that I would wreck and die and they would pull me out with my wiener in one hand and a piss bottle in another.
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This might sound like a dumb question but I'm a noob.

How in the hell does one get their willie out to pee in a bottle while sitting in the driver's seat driving? That's got to be one huge driver distraction maneuver. I can't even imagine doing it.
Usually with your right hand (if your are right handed). The steps are lean back straight, hootch you low quarters forward some, push zipper down. "Little" Willie will be dangling right there facing forward & lax. smooth and release willie. Slide the coke bottle over his head and up to your T's to seal, and let it go. Set the bottle in the far side cup holder to prevent cross contamination with your Snapple... Dispose of as suggested the various way by prior posters. .

Hey, I'm pulling your leg. An old man like me (and no babe just passing and flashing) could probably manage this. Since size is important to younger men obviously they would use a different technique. We were bullhaulers and had to stop regularly to "get the cows up". An excellent opportunity to void our bladders as the cows did theirs from the hotshots jolts.
Good luck in finding your way thru the trucking maze....
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Sounds like when you use the Coke bottle, you are actually recycling. That is good....
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Sorry I was not clearer. Buy "Coke" for your liquid refreshment. Retain and use the the same bottle for drainage. The Snapple is your co-drivers drink.
Do not intermingle the products nor their by products.
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Usually with your right hand (if your are right handed). The steps are lean back straight, hootch you low quarters forward some, push zipper down. "Little" Willie will be dangling right there facing forward & lax. smooth and release willie. Slide the coke bottle over his head and up to your T's to seal, and let it go. Set the bottle in the far side cup holder to prevent cross contamination with your Snapple... Dispose of as suggested the various way by prior posters. .

Hey, I'm pulling your leg. An old man like me (and no babe just passing and flashing) could probably manage this. Since size is important to younger men obviously they would use a different technique. We were bullhaulers and had to stop regularly to "get the cows up". An excellent opportunity to void our bladders as the cows did theirs from the hotshots jolts.
Good luck in finding your way thru the trucking maze....

Thanks for clearing that up for me JolliRoger I believe I will take a pass on cross contaminating my Snapple while out on the road. But hey that's just me.
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I carry the same stuff you use to clean the toilet with. Once a week put it in the bottle with a little water shake and let sit shake again and get rid of .
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