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| Such a thing as too much coffee? Too Much Coffee You know you've had too much coffee when... You can type sixty words a minute with your feet Instant coffee takes too long You chew on other people's fingernails You answer the door, before people knock You sleep with your eyes open You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore You're the employee of the month at Starbucks (Tim Horton's) and you don't even work there You help your dog chase its tail You lick your coffeepot clean You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee You're so wired you pick up FM radio You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!  |
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| Such a thing as too much coffee? No, not possible!   
__________________  A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels: |
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| Here's a few more . . . Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can jumpstart a car without cables. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You haven't slept since the Carter Administration. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation". You have to watch videos in fast forward. You channel surf faster without a remote. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.
__________________ Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!  Lo there do I see my father Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and brothers Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo they do call to me They bid me to take my place In the halls of Valhalla Where the brave may live forever. From the movie 'The 13th Warrior' |
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| i LOVE my coffee......... |
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