How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?



The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal.40, and you are an expert marksman. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or Oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes.

We need a paint and weed day to make this a happier, healthier street.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or the Hollow Points?"

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"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist ..... And like that he was gone."
Keyser Soze, "The Usual Suspects"

LOL!..........

Good one!

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My childhood dream of becoming a truck driver turned into a nightmare!

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?



The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal.40, and you are an expert marksman. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

kaboom.......this is from a michigan democrat who owns a 10-22 ruger with a 50 round banana clip
a s&wesson .45 cal
3 12 gauges including an automatic
a 20 gauge
an sks
an m-40 circa 1945 russian made
and a 300 win mag


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Republican's Answer:

well lets make the patriot act so we can illegally phone tap someone to see who else he may know....there may be other knife carrying islams out there and we need to able to unjustly search thier houses....who cares about the constitution "remeber 9-11"

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Southern Republican's Answer:

lets attack some foreign power where we think the terrorists came from that will show the rest of the world how truly mentally incapable of true thought we really are and when the war draws out and people beging comparing it to vietnam, we will counter with "remeber 9-11" oh ya lets not forget to make the comparision of "thier are more deaths in detroit than in iraq" to make people feel better about it.........if thats the case send the armed services into detroit



discharged spec
united states army 31-r
286 signal co ft bliss tx

LoL again!

i would just like to thank bush fdr extending our deficit to an extreme level again sincerely and the war wtg man mission accomplished

Bush does nothing by himself! I want to add my thanks to each and every Representative in the House of Representatives and each and every Senator in the Senate. They are all experts at spending the tax payers money.

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"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist ..... And like that he was gone."
Keyser Soze, "The Usual Suspects"

exactly wtg republicans i am so proud of you all