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Old 04.21.2007
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Things You Will Never Hear Me Say......
1. No i don't want a blow job and put your teeth back in.......
2. Let's turn off the game so we can talk........
3. Yes i would love to go shopping...........
4. Yes those pants make your butt look big............


There will be more added as i think of them..........
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1. No i don't want a blow job and put your teeth back in.......
2. Let's turn off the game so we can talk........
3. Yes i would love to go shopping...........
4. Yes those pants make your butt look big............


There will be more added as i think of them..........
Just remember I am going to be pointing out all the belt buckles out there...lol!!!
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Just remember I am going to be pointing out all the belt buckles out there...lol!!!

yeah i hear you....we'll see about that...won't we!!!!!!!
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Look at those big ole belt buckles...lol!!!!
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Look at those big ole belt buckles...lol!!!!
you'll be wishing not so big in 5 days...huh...................
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pmsl............. but then again...I wouldn't expect a guy to say these things... lol
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1. No i don't want a blow job and put your teeth back in.......
2. Let's turn off the game so we can talk........
3. Yes i would love to go shopping...........
4. Yes those pants make your butt look big............


There will be more added as i think of them..........
If you have been together for a while

Never say

Honey that outfit makes you look fat
That was a dumb question
When is our Anniversary?
When is your Birth day?


Things you should say: This is "free" too guys and it would do more for you than spending $100.00 at an expensive restraunt (at least for the not so "material" girls).


I think you should let me take care of the kids in the morning so you can sleep in

Calling girlfriend/wife at work: Honey I want to cook dinner tonight; Does anything sound good to you?

Honey I think we should eat out tonight and catch a movie so we can spend some time together.

Honey why don't you go grocery shopping while I clean so we can watch a movie together tonight.

Ok there is a few for any man to think about for the good or bad

Maybe I can help another woman to get treated better
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unfortunately logs, that is only a pip dream..........ohhh I'm sorry.......those men do exsisit........

on disney........lol
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hey just so you all know i did win mine...and it just happens to be the only one ive won in 13 plus years of rodeo...steer ridin when i was 14... go figure...now if i could only get good a ridin broncs....o wait...we're talkin about belt buckles not my "dinner plate" so nevermind
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hey just so you all know i did win mine...and it just happens to be the only one ive won in 13 plus years of rodeo...steer ridin when i was 14... go figure...now if i could only get good a ridin broncs....o wait...we're talkin about belt buckles not my "dinner plate" so nevermind
Actually we are talking about what you won't hear men say....lol! Like honey let me help you carry in all those groceries and I'll put them away for you so that you can sit on the sofa and drink a cold one...lol!!!! Not gonna happen.....lol
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