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Old 05.03.2007
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

i found this and thought some would get a good laugh out of it.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ..

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S***!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. Isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
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"1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread."


in 4....3....2....1......and.......
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funny funny unfortunatly true
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Old 03.22.2008
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That is hysterical
LOL
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Old 03.22.2008
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LOL, very funny and true.
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You forgot the poll. Have you ever changed a light bulb? Or did you just hear about it from a disgruntled light bulb changer?
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That's really funny! And ohhhhhh so true!
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Old 03.23.2008
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how many drivers does it take to change a light bulb??

no one has ever found out, all the drivers want to do is sit in the dark and BIT*H about it!!
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God this forum reminds me of my Virtual Places chat days of a few years back. You have a group of regulars, alot of idle watchers and comers and goers, daily gripe-fests, and fights. I feel like I'm "home" again!
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