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Old 05.05.2007
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How do you get the bugs off of a Roehl Truck's windshield?

(Blank line for those pesky mouse-over people, crikey! need to type quite a bit to get around the mouse-over, don't I?)
Answer: Stop. Then they'll fly away.
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Ummmm, does your company drug test?
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Hire Big Bird,you know that big orange thing on seseme st,he will eat them all off,just like the chickadees on your grille.
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(Blank line for those pesky mouse-over people, crikey! need to type quite a bit to get around the mouse-over, don't I?)
Answer: Stop. Then they'll fly away.
Good Grief I hope you don't drive for Roehl. They are usually pretty good about weeding out people whose elevators don't reach the top floor.
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Good Grief I hope you don't drive for Roehl. They are usually pretty good about weeding out people whose elevators don't reach the top floor.

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