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Old 06.20.2007
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Teddy and Hillary

THIS IS BAD TO THE BONE, BUT IT IS A MUST READ
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> The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served
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> the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
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> "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
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> "I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
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> "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
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> The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
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> Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.
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> As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Kennedy "I don't know why the old priest
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> wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images."
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> Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
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> When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and
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> Hillary's hand in h is left.
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> There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
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> Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why
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> The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
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> "Amen" said Kennedy.
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> "Amen" said Hillary.
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> The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
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Old 07.06.2007
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That's good. Still laughing as I type.
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HAHAHAHA... Tooo funny! My husband will like that one!
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That is pretty cute, Thanks for the chuckle.
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