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06.20.2007
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| Why ??? > > Why, Why, Why, > > > > is it we press harder on a remote control when we > > know the batteries are getting dead? > > > > Why is it banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" > > when they know there is not enough money? > > > > Why is it someone believes you when you say there > > are four billion stars in the sky, but check when > > you say the paint is wet on that door? > > > > Why is it glue doesn't stick to the inside of the > > bottle? > > > > Why is it they use sterilized needles for death by > > lethal injection? > > > > Why is it Tarzan doesn't have a beard? > > > > Why is it Superman stops bullets with his chest, but > > ducks when you throw a revolver at him? > > > > Why is it Kamikaze pilots wore helmets? > > > > Why is it they put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > > > > Why is it If people evolved from apes, there are > > still apes? > > > > Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you > > use the bubbles are always white? > > > > Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > > > > > > Why is it people constantly return to the > > refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat > > will have materialized in there? > > > > Why is it people keep running over a string a dozen > > times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, > > pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the > > vacuum one more chance? > > > > Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from > > the end on your first try? > > > > How did those dead bugs get into those enclosed > > light fixtures anyhow? > > > > When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our > > ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing > > so, why is it we say, "It's all right?" Well, it > > isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, > > you stupid idiot?" > > > > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch > > something that's falling off the table you always > > manage to knock something else over? > > > > Why is it in winter do we try to keep the house as > > warm as it was in summer when we complained about > > the heat? > > > > WHY IS IT you never hear father-in-law jokes? > > > > And my FAVORITE...... > > The statistics on sanity are that one out of every > > four persons is suffering from some sort of mental > > illness. Think of your three best friends -- if > > they're okay, then it's you  |
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06.27.2007
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| Why is it If people evolved from apes, there are > > still apes? This is a good one.......I never thought of it! Thanks |
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| Another for the list Why is it that no matter what, when you drop a piece of toast, it always lands with the buttered side down, and then you pick it up and eat it, usually after you have just got done telling your child not to eat something that fell on the floor? |
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| HAHAHHA... that's hilarious. I always find something new in the fridge... it's usually not edible, but it's new. HAHAHA |
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 why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways????? |
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02.21.2008
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| I now have the giggles, don't ask me WHY, from the shopping cart scenario.  |
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