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| The Living Will.... The Classic Living Will I, _____ _____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: glass of wine Margarita chocolate Martini barbeque ribs chocolate pasta San Francisco sourdough bread chocolate Mexican food french fries chocolate pizza ice cream chocolate overloaded hero sandwich sex chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. |
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