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Old 07.24.2007
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The Living Will....

The Classic Living Will


I, _____ _____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


glass of wine
Margarita

chocolate
Martini
barbeque ribs
chocolate
pasta
San Francisco sourdough bread
chocolate
Mexican food
french fries
chocolate
pizza
ice cream
chocolate
overloaded hero sandwich
sex
chocolate



It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
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I bet you don't like chocolate.
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Actually I made a copy of this will for my day...I like it!

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Great
But I will add delivery for all items listed.
Its the American way
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Actually I made a copy of this will for my day...I like it!

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.....must have been the wine and Margarita.... couldnt have been the sex & chocolate..!!
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