A couple were invited to a swanky family masked Fancy
dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and
go to bed and there was no need for his good time to
be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went.



The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
woke without pain and as it was still early, decided
to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what
her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there.



His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he
wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After
more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse
in the back seat.



Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home and put the costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up
reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there. "Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell
you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker all night!" she said with
unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently
he had the time of his life.

Eeeewwwwwww

Are you going to a Halloween Party this year? If so, what costume will you be wearing? If not, what costume would you wear?

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"You know, I think I'm the most patient man on earth." quoting Willard Wigan, sculptor of my avatar (cat on a hair strand) & other microscopic sized art wonders.

My halloween costume this year will be either a huge womans bicycle seat,or a giant toungue. i'm thinking i'll be a hit with the ladies this year.LOL!