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Brat · **^ Top** #1 08.22.2007

Subject: Husband in Wal-Mart
> >
> > This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
> >
> > DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........
> >
> > After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
> > accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
> >
> > Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring
> > and preferred to get in and get out.
> >
> > Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to
> > browse.
> >
> > One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local
> > Wal-Mart.
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >
> > Dear Mrs. Fenton,
> >
> > Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
> > commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
> > forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
> > Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
> > cameras.
> >
> > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
> > carts when they weren't looking.
> >
> > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> > intervals.
> >
> > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
> > women's restroom.
> >
> > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
> > "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."
> >
> > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
> > layaway.
> >
> > 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> > 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
> > shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
> > from the bedding department.
> >
> > 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
> > crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> > 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
> > mirror while he picked his nose.
> >
> > 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
> > the clerk where the antidepressants were.
> >
> > 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
> > humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
> >
> > 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look"
> > by using different sizes of funnels.
> >
> > 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
> > yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
> >
> > 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
> > assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
> >
> > And last, but not least,
> >
> > 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
> > then yelled very loudly,"Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> > Wal-Mart

HOUDINI · **^ Top** #2 08.22.2007

OOOO GOD......I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANY JOKE IN A LONG TIME. THAT WAS GREAT . THANKS FOR SHARING. CAN NOT WAIT TO SHOW MY WIFE.

:bi ggrin_2559:

:biggrin_25 59:

roadkill439342 · **^ Top** #3 08.23.2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brat

Subject: Husband in Wal-Mart
> >
> > This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
> >
> > DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........
> >
> > After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
> > accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
> >
> > Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring
> > and preferred to get in and get ou
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Brat · **^ Top** #4 08.23.2007

thanks

I hate those things

Mr_Dude · **^ Top** #5 08.26.2007

Back in High School, a friend of mine and Myself pulled this on the wal-mart in Rogers, Arkansas. No lie! store #1

Earlier, we recorded me, screaming cuss words and double entendres into a cassette recorder. Then we march over to Electronics, put the tape in the biggest stereo on display, crank it up, and press play and walk away....

It lasted about 2 minutes until someone in the store figured it out!

roadhog · **^ Top** #6 08.26.2007

Ok - this is funny!! It gives me some really good ideas too, even though I'm a woman - I hate shopping!! These are some good ways to get certain friends of mine to shop alittle faster - thanks!!

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