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Old 08.24.2007
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Funny Restroom Story

Found this story on another site and thought it was fuuny.

Careful What You Say in The Restroom...
As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.

Imagine this happening to you.....

I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

"Hello there, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"

At this point, I am just trying to **** it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!
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ROTFLMAO

I answers people on those bluetooth headsets walking around the store all the time

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ROTFLMAO

I answers people on those bluetooth headsets walking around the store all the time

LB
I do to and it makes me feel like a fool when it happens, when in reality I should look at them like their a fool. Plus they look at you like what are you doing?
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ROFL, I could totally see myself in that situation. Too funny!!
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