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^ Top   #1   09.08.2007

leannamarie "California Girl"   Last Seen: 5 Hours Ago 11.38 PM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Heck? No, just Nevada Trucker? Trucker Wife Age: 35 Posts: 3,610 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 819 Thanked: 575 Times

Two New Additions To The Periodic Table * Element Name: WOMANIUM * Symbol: WO * Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) * Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. * Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. * Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. * Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands! ----------------------------------------------------------- * Element Name: MANIUM * Symbol: XY * Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) * Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. * Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO (WOMANIUM) any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. * Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. * Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. * Caution: In the absence of WO (WOMANIUM), this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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Sid Light Load Member   Last Seen: 7 Hours Ago 09.56 PM Member Since: Jul 2007 Location: Mobile, Alabama Trucker? 3 Years Posts: 74 My Trucking Photos: 15 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

Have to agree with the your findings here,,,,,,lolol

^ Top   #3   09.14.2007

billythekid Light Load Member   Last Seen: 05.16.2008 06.43 AM Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Detroit, Michigan Trucker? WannaBe Age: 33 Posts: 52 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked: 0 Times

That's good stuff,lmao.

^ Top   #4   09.14.2007

jamwadmag MIA (Banned or Retired)   Last Seen: 12.20.2007 08.45 PM Member Since: Feb 2006 Location: Desert Southwest Trucker? 7 Years Posts: 3,355 My Trucking Photos: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked: 0 Times

BTW... Quote: Originally Posted by leannamarie * Element Name: WOMANIUM * Symbol: WO How many ppl know that 'woman' means 'man with a womb?'

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