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Old 11.01.2007
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Home Depot Scam

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month a friend became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.


On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the10th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell all of your male friends to be careful.

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A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month a friend became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the10th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell all of your male friends to be careful.
Just make sure they are using Valtrex....that your new hobby??
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Oh Come on......

Sheeessh, I would think after the first time you would just run when you saw them
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Sheeessh, I would think after the first time you would just run when you saw them
Ronno is a slow learner......
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RONNO did not have his billfold stolen!

HE GAVE it to them...........
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RONNO did not have his billfold stolen!

HE GAVE it to them...........
..the guy is a bum with no $$$...just dreamin!
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I gave one my food stamps, the other one got my gov't cheese.

So to speak.
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I gave one my food stamps, the other one got my gov't cheese.

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Thx for fessing up--now dont you feel better?! Confession is good for the soul, so you must feel 'really good'...
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