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Old 11.13.2007
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Blew A Steer!!!
Driving down a state highway late at night, came up on some flashing lights. As I got closer, I could see it was a cattle trailer alongside the road with his flashers on. Since there were no other vehicles around, I picked up the CB and gave him a call, just checking to see if everything was alright.

"Hey driver, is everything okay over there?"

"Yeah, I'm Okay. I just blew a steer"

Long pause from me while I thought about that.....

"Dang driver, I know you gotta keep those cows contented, but can't you find another way to make em happy?".....
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I hope he didn't bend his TIE ROD!
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I hope he didn't bend his TIE ROD!






I have a buddy that was being "taken care of" on an icy road late one night coming home from the bar.

He wrecked and actually did bend up his tie rods. Yrs later he has not been allowed to forget that experience.

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Driving along late one night...
A group of us were talking back and forth on the CB trying to pass the time and stay awake.

The subject of the most unusual load any of us had ever hauled came up.

My example was 1 pallet of cheese I loaded at Kraft in Dallas going to LA.

Another driver said he hauled a pallet of bull semen.

Long pause.....and another driver asked....

Did you have to load that yourself?

The radio went quiet.
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Driving down a state highway late at night, came up on some flashing lights. As I got closer, I could see it was a cattle trailer alongside the road with his flashers on. Since there were no other vehicles around, I picked up the CB and gave him a call, just checking to see if everything was alright.

"Hey driver, is everything okay over there?"

"Yeah, I'm Okay. I just blew a steer"

Long pause from me while I thought about that.....

"Dang driver, I know you gotta keep those cows contented, but can't you find another way to make em happy?".....
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