Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall
from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These
two women go everywhere together and I've never seen
a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you
think they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl
Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm
not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive and I think my boy friend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling
around, and when confronted with the evidence, he
denied everything and said it would never happen
again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a
boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn
against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$5000 an hour every week for two and a half years.
He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
know he drank until one night he came home sober.
(I love this one!!)

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is
going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor.
Now what do I do?

..funny, but how the truth hurts!.....<sniff> These are 'real!'

Some great ones there!!!

haha those are funny.