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Old 12.10.2007
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Bell Funeral Announcement


Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.


Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty
Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
piled high with flours.


Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was

considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane
Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.


The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and
take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be
having a crumby day and kneads it
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lol Thats a great one!!!
thanks for the humor
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