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lil'ms.steiner Bobtail Member   Last Seen: 01.22.2008 01.07 AM Member Since: Jan 2008 Location: Billings MT Trucker? Trucker Wife Age: 31 Posts: 3 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked: 0 Times

For Lexophiles (lovers Of Words) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. A backward poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A boiled egg is hard to beat. If you jump off a Parisbridge, you are in Seine. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Acupuncture: a jab well done :yes255 7: __________________ Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know them!

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LeadfootSlider Queen of the Confused   Last Seen: 11.21.2008 10.11 PM Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: right here Trucker? 8 Years Age: 35 Posts: 227 My Trucking Photos: 5 Thanks: 4 Thanked: 7 Times

The bare bear bared his soul as he drank beer at the bar, because you see, he didn't like meat and at the last bear meet as he met the true love of his life, the council mete out justice, he was banned, and his true love left him for another.

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