> As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
> aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come
> up to the height of the first step of the bus.
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
> thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
> leg.
> She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
> couldn't.
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
> second time attempted the step.
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
> leg.
> With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
> behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take
> the step.
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
> picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
> the step of the bus.
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
> and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't
> even know who you are!"
> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am,
> normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
> fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
>
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