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Old 01.26.2008
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WOW!!

NOW that is unreal.


I wonder if he had any splinters.................
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I am not a very trusting person. Think I would have said I need to borrow that power tool. You might slip! Reminds me of a email my wife got. Guy was getting ready to get a shower and wife said the sink is leaking. He laid butt naked with his head under the kitchen sink. The last thing he remembered before waking up and looking at the laughing EMT was hitting his head on the sink and knocking himself out when their cat attacked him.... um I guess the cat thought it was a rodent!
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That is TOO funny!!!! LOL!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!
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oh ouch
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I don't know whether to laugh, or to cringe at the thought. IObviously that had to both hurt, as well as be embarrassing. And I can kind of picture that happening to me somehow.
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Now thats funny. But, really embarrassing.
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But, really embarrassing.
That all depends.....
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