02.01.2008
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 The Moral Of The Story
This joke was sent to me by my Sister: Quote:
A teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: have their parents
tell them a story with a moral.
The next day the kids came to class, and one by one, told their
stories.
Little Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and
have hens that lay eggs for market. Once we were taking a basket of
eggs to market on the front seat of the pick-up truck and we hit a
big
bump in the road. The eggs went flying and broke all over
everything."
"And what is the moral to that story?"
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Then little Tammy raised her hand and said, "We live on a farm, too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs once
but
when they hatched, we got only ten live chicks. And the moral to
that
story is don't count your chickens before they are hatched."
"That was a fine example, Tammy. Johnny, I believe you had your
hand up
next."
"Yes Ma'am. My daddy told me that my Aunt Vicki was a flight
engineer
in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy
territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun,
and a
machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then
she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She
killed
seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets,
then
she killed twenty more with the machete before the blade broke off.
Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens!" said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy
tell
you was the moral to that terrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Vicki when she's been drinking."
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There are some pretty scary drunk gals out there. 
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