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Old 02.04.2008
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Women explained by engineers

WOMEN --- AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS
Part I
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Part II
Truckers

Part III
Truckers
Part IV Truckers

Part V
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LOL, that's funny!

TRUE though as I hardly ever win an argument.
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You left out the one with the yearly calender. You know, the one that shows how many times a month the man is right verses how many times a month the woman is right.

When I concede that my husband is right on something he says "mark it on the calender since it doesn't happen very often" LOL
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Baack, you are a funny guy! The stuff you post here is hilarious. I laughed at the list you had and these diagrams; especially Part III, IV and V ! Keep em coming, PLEASE!

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WOMEN --- AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS
Part I
Truckers
Part II
Truckers

Part III
Truckers
Part IV Truckers

Part V
Truckers

Baack...... you are a wiseone.
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How do I copy this so I can email it to friends? This is a classic.
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hmmmmm, why am I not seeing the humor that all you men are?
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Tell us the combination to that machine, will ya? .....(grin)
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