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Baack Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 7 Hours Ago 09.37 AM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 16,023 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 10,059 Thanked: 7,364 Times

Marijuana Filled Firewood "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" 'Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). __________________ Forum Rules The Thanks! button Spelling and the TTR How to insert a picture Using our search feature Copying and pasting articles TTR Advertising opportunities

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rookietrucker Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 4 Hours Ago 12.44 PM Member Since: Jul 2007 Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 5,022 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 1,404 Thanked: 1,967 Times My Truckers Blog : 2

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pcfreak Medium Load Member   Last Seen: 1 Week Ago 05.35 PM Member Since: Apr 2007 Location: Alberta, Canada Trucker? 5 Years Age: 35 Posts: 330 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 10 Thanked: 17 Times

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prisonerofthehwy Ball and Chains   Last Seen: 1 Week Ago 06.08 PM Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Somerset Kentucky Trucker? 1 Year Age: 26 Posts: 589 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 153 Thanked: 69 Times

Quote: Originally Posted by Baack "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" 'Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). I love this one. __________________

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