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Old 02.20.2008
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Flying Dogs

Q. Why don't blind people skydive?

A. Because it scares the hell out of their dog.
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Oh that's funny. Wrong. But funny.
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Another dog story

Blind man with his seeing eye dog walks into Walmart, Goes into the men's department, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the dog around in circles.

Salesman walks up and says "Can I help you?"

Blind man says "Nah, We're just looking around!"
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ROTFLMAO!!!

That's a good one pcfreak!
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Got that one from a guy named Gary Mule Deer. If you get the chance, you gotta check him out. Hilarious! Itunes has some of his stuff.
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