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| Marriage humor *Wife: "What are you doing?"* *Husband : Nothing.* *Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."* *Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."* *-------------------------------* *Wife : "Do you want dinner?"* *Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"* *Wife : "Yes or no."* *-------------------------------* *Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"* *Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." * *Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"* *Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" * *------------------------------------* *Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." * *Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." * *Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."* *------------------------------* *Son: " Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." * *Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."* *Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."* *________________________________* *A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" * *"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!" * *-------------------------------------* *Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .* *The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."* *-------------------------------* *A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"* *He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor
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