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Old 03.14.2008
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Wife from Hel.l. lol

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise
control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't
have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver
looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife
and says through
clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep
your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an
automatic $75 fine."



The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I
had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so
that I could get my l icense out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that
you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your
seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T
YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....


"Only when he's been drinking."
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Old 03.17.2008
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Sounds like an anti-marriage ad campaign!
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