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Old 03.15.2008
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4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their
sons.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He
studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich; he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas

The second guy said, 'Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big
airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner, where he owns the majority of its
assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift.'

The third man said: 'Well, that is terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer,
started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulate each other just as the fourth returned from the rest room and asked: 'What
are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons ... What about
your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'That's a shame .. what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'Nah, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly
either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet
and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
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