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Old 03.15.2008
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Smiley 1 How to spend the rebate!!!

How to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at WalMart, all the money will go to? China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will all go to?India

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will all go to? Japan

If we purchase useless crap it will all go to? Taiwan?

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.?

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heck yea.........i like beer

but i think the wife would be mad about the prostitute....wait i could just give i to her and maybe get ....nah that wont work...she already takes my money and leaves me with the short stick....

no pun intended you sick minded folks
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heck yea.........i like beer

but i think the wife would be mad about the prostitute....wait i could just give i to her and maybe get ....nah that wont work...she already takes my money and leaves me with the short stick....

no pun intended you sick minded folks

I was donating blood last week when I was home. The nurse knew me and was going through the questions:

Have you ever paid for sex? I hesitated and she looked at me at said with a straight face, It does not include your wife.
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guess I will have to stick to the beer, I am not the governor of New York or any other state for that matter so I cannot supplement the 1200 to buy a #####, besides even if I could 5 grand means a whole lot more to me than a quick piece-o- ###
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