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Old 03.16.2008
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Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation she decided to call on God for help.

"God if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you", she prayed, and just like that, her ears fell off.
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Very, very bad.

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Laughed out loud so quick, ended up scaring my dogs! I agree, bad but so good!! hehe
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Im glad you enjoyed it.
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I think I need to take a poll and see just how many people on here are from MO!
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That joke makes me want to have a cigar. . .
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Wrong, my kids college ducation did not come by truck, the natural gas to my house comes by pipeline from Gulf of Mexico, My electricity comes over powerlines and they came by truck but the power doesnt. I paid 290,000 for some landd and a truck did'nt bring it. They didnt deliver my babies either!!!:biggrin_25 513:
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Wrong, my kids college ducation did not come by truck, the natural gas to my house comes by pipeline from Gulf of Mexico, My electricity comes over powerlines and they came by truck but the power doesnt. I paid 290,000 for some landd and a truck did'nt bring it. They didnt deliver my babies either!!!:biggrin_25 513:
....and just exactly what does that have to do with the original post I made?
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....and just exactly what does that have to do with the original post I made?






I was wondering the same thing.
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