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Old 03.20.2008
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Stupid Instructions

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.







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On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)







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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)







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On a bar of Dial soap --
'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)







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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's just a suggestion.)







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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
'Do not turn upside down.'
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)







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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --
'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)







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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)







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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)







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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(...I'm taking this because???....)







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On most brands of Christmas lights --
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'




(as opposed to what?)




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On a Japanese food processor --
'Not to be used for the other use.'




(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)






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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
'Warning: contains nuts.'




(talk about a news flash)






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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'




(Step 3: say what?)






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On a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'




(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)






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On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'




(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Love the last one!!! good ones
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I think some of them are for the dumb people in the world. Thus leaving no room for error and lawsuits...

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Lawyers gotta love um..........
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It's a dog eat dog world and I must be wearing milkbone underwear
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Best part was comments. your a hoot!(just cause some people somtimes aren't sure what my words mean =funny funny person)
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You know those all exist because somewhere, at sometime, somebody actually tried that!

"Gee I didn't realize if I ironed my clothes while wearing them that I would get badly burned!"
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Bought a pack of Hot Tamales on package it said.REMOVE CORN SHUCKS BEFORE EATING> Guess lots of people eating the shucks
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I guess thats one way of getting your daily fiber
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Bought a pack of Hot Tamales on package it said.REMOVE CORN SHUCKS BEFORE EATING> Guess lots of people eating the shucks
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