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03.20.2008
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| Stupid Instructions In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap --'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners --'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --'Do not turn upside down.' (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron --'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Nytol Sleep Aid --'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' (...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights --'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to what?) __________________________________________________ ___ On a Japanese food processor --'Not to be used for the other use.' (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts --'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts --'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: say what?) On a child's Superman costume --'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.' (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw --'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.' (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)   |
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| Love the last one!!! good ones  |
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03.20.2008
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| I think some of them are for the dumb people in the world. Thus leaving no room for error and lawsuits...  |
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03.21.2008
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| Lawyers gotta love um..........
__________________ It's a dog eat dog world and I must be wearing milkbone underwear  |
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| Moutainmoma Best part was comments. your a hoot!(just cause some people somtimes aren't sure what my words mean =funny funny person) |
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03.28.2008
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| You know those all exist because somewhere, at sometime, somebody actually tried that! "Gee I didn't realize if I ironed my clothes while wearing them that I would get badly burned!"
__________________ You mean you haven't heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. |
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| Bought a pack of Hot Tamales on package it said.REMOVE CORN SHUCKS BEFORE EATING> Guess lots of people eating the shucks |
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| I guess thats one way of getting your daily fiber  Quote:
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