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Old 03.26.2008
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Tweeker- Thief

Whats the difference between a Tweeker and a Thief?

A Thief will steal from you.

A Tweeker will steal from you, then help you look for it, and then try to sell it back to you!
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A tweeker will continue to look 20 minutes after they forget they are looking. I watched a girl with three little ones in the car wash ALL the windows on her '74 dart, she got $5 worth of gas. Sad to see.
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Ok call me dumb
But I have never heard of a tweeker
And even after reading both post still dont know what the heck it is
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Tweeker is a term used in some areas for Meth addicts.
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Tweeker is a term used in some areas for Meth addicts.
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You're lucky. Tweekers everywhere here.
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they are real bad in WI. one of the worst in the country up in the north woods. just starting to get down into Milwauke though. My brother owned a bar in Wausau and his wife got on it after he left and she did ungodly things to the 3 kids. They'd lock them in the upstairs for days on end while they partied in the basement. the 10 year old took care of the 4 yp twins. the twins till scream at night to this day and it's been years
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Seriously though... who in the #### thought... I'ma mix me up some battry acid an me some comet... then cook that #### with some keroseeeen and smooooooooke that #################!

What planet are they from??? How bored do you have to be?? Seriously!!!
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I've done lots in my days but I have nothing but contempt for tweakers. On f my little sisters in GA got on it too and ended up loosing her three kids. SHe's off it now but she messed her life up bad, and fast
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I dated a girl that ended up being a closet tweeker... couldn't tell it at first. Then my stuff started coming up missing and she was droppin weight like a mofo. That and not sleeping... ever. Man was my house clean though. She had to go.
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