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Baack Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 1 Minute Ago 06.10 AM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Trucker? Trucking Industry Age: 40 Posts: 5,185 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 2,147 Thanked: 1,130 Times

Hillary's Driver Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I 'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it. " __________________ 2009 Truckers Report Calendar Hey Al Gore My prediction of global cooling came true Where is my Nobel Peace Prize?????

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BigDaddyJollyRob "El Oso"   Last Seen: 2 Days Ago 12.27 PM Member Since: Nov 2007 Location: WARWICK,RI Trucker? 0-1 Year Age: 40 Posts: 652 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 33 Thanked: 14 Times

Quote: Originally Posted by Baack Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I 'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it. " Thats funny.

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t_wilson0321 Adjustable Wench   Last Seen: 2 Weeks Ago 08.22 AM Member Since: Jan 2008 Location: Cayuga, In Trucker? 0-1 Year Posts: 576 My Trucking Photos: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked: 6 Times

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^ Top   #5   04.10.2008

18wheeldumptrucker "Buckeye Bucket"   Last Seen: 17 Hours Ago 12.54 PM Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: Sullivan, Ohio Trucker? 8 Years Age: 30 Posts: 339 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 217 Thanked: 73 Times

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