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Old 04.11.2008
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I heard that the government is going to start executing the mentally disturbed, if you leave the country tonight, you may be able to escape unscathed.
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Old 04.12.2008
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Maybe I'll just stick around and let the gooberment put me out of my misery. They're the reason I'm mentally ill, so let them deal with it!!
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Old 04.13.2008
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Could someone button my coat up in the back please? It's so hard to do myself with my arms and hands inside these pretty white wrap around sleeves.
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Got a spare map and compass?

I don't want to get lost, trying to sneak across the Mexican border.
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Help me please help they are coming to take me away ha ha
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Old 08.17.2008
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There to scared to even tempt it w/ me I know Bullwinkle !!!!!!!!!
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I heard that the government is going to start executing the mentally disturbed, if you leave the country tonight, you may be able to escape unscathed.
Well I guess we'll finally see the demise of Public Citizen and Road Safe America .
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Old 08.18.2008
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They need to start with anyone crazy enough to want to be President.
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they need to start with anyone crazy enough to want to be president.

or a owner/ operator!
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I'll be happy to see those nice young men in the clean white coats . . .

NOT! I'm outta here! Guess it's time to find that island and start my own country!
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