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Baack · **^ Top** #1 04.19.2008

BUTT DUST

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the
joy in it! These have to be original and genuine; no adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is
one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you
so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and
she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the
little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my
teeth cough."

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them,
he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his
Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know
what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my
wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt
Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget this particular
Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued
but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.

AfterShock · **^ Top** #2 04.20.2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baack

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.

Well,....... in that case, this day certainly isn't wasted.

Thanx Baack!

Baack · **^ Top** #3 04.20.2008

This is the one that cracked me up
I remember when I was real young (4 or 5) thinking I was going to marry my mom LOL

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you
so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window."

AfterShock · **^ Top** #4 04.20.2008

When I was around 5 yo -- I was asked Which lady?
Hmmmmmm
There were several in the group and I didn't know their names -- so I said the one that looked like a used paper bag.

The reaction from others ranged from snickers to mortification. But, it's funny (to me) that one and ALL knew exactly who I meant.
Imagine that.
Git 'er done.

Unfortunately (for me) Mom was one of those who were mortified.
The way she explained it, clamly, made it hard for me to sit down for awhile.
Bummers.

MountainMama · **^ Top** #5 04.21.2008

These were great, Baack!!!

cat 500 · **^ Top** #6 04.24.2008

Out of the mouth of babes. Children say some really wild things. We were at the laundry mat one day and my daughter had just started reading. She was reading all of the signs when she looked at me and said(very seriously) mom, that sign says please no dying in the washer. I laughed my butt off as I explained that they meant you could not dye your clothes in the washer.

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