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Old 04.21.2008
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I shouldnt post this the girls are going to kill me

'Gun Owners - read this!'

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= Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN




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you are right, you probably shouldn't have posted it, if the gals get hold of you they are going to kill you but they will probably make you suffer first for a very long time.
And if you are married or have a girlfriend DON'T let them see it either that or don't go to sleep with anything sharp,heavy or that can strangle, also make sure no super glue is close by
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you are right, you probably shouldn't have posted it, if the gals get hold of you they are going to kill you but they will probably make you suffer first for a very long time.
And if you are married or have a girlfriend DON'T let them see it either that or don't go to sleep with anything sharp,heavy or that can strangle, also make sure no super glue is close by
Hopefully they wont see it
I did post that it was for men LOL
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Hopefully they wont see it
I did post that it was for men LOL
And that's going to stop us from reading it? Don't worry, we the women of the world won't kill you. We'll just cut you off.

After all, you can't make love to a gun.
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And that's going to stop us from reading it? Don't worry, we the women of the world won't kill you. We'll just cut you off.

After all, you can't make love to a gun.
Well then
Now I have an extra three minutes to spare LOL
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And that's going to stop us from reading it? Don't worry, we the women of the world won't kill you. We'll just cut you off.

After all, you can't make love to a gun.

Well then
Now I have an extra three minutes to spare LOL
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Yes, I think it's funny too. There were many times with my ex-husband that I liked my pistol better than him. I had a nice little Browning match grade .22 bought from a guy that used it for competition shooting. And a .45 Colt that I liked. Ex unfortunately has them now. Oh well. I much prefer my current husband to the pistols. He can buy me flowers. And do the most wonderful things to me. The pistols can't.
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I shouldnt post this the girls are going to kill me
I think it is kinda funny, myself.

Women have that kind of humor, too. Have you seen the one entitled
"Top Ten Reasons Why a Cucumber is Better Than a Man?" I don't think there is an accompanying photo but.....you get the picture.
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Baack, that was good. Reminded me of the saying on the back of my favorite T-shirt.

"Cowgirls are a lot like guns. Keep one around long enough and sooner or later you're gonna want to shoot it."
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And that's going to stop us from reading it? Don't worry, we the women of the world won't kill you. We'll just cut you off.

After all, you can't make love to a gun.

If the barrel's big enough you can
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