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She thinks my pistol is sexy :)
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I fired a big bubba gun like that once. Ended up sitting on my fanny on the ground from the recoil. And my arms felt like I'd hit the Liberty Bell with a sledge hammer. Ouch.
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I fired a big bubba gun like that once. Ended up sitting on my fanny on the ground from the recoil. And my arms felt like I'd hit the Liberty Bell with a sledge hammer. Ouch.
Hey sister I think I read in another post somewhere that ya dug big guns, then I read this one about ya shottin the big ones. Go shot one of the 50cal Desert Eagles, I know that might sound scary, but they're great, and I guarantee you won't be hurtin any where. Only thing about them is the grips are kinda big now that I think about . Oh well C-ya
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Hey sister I think I read in another post somewhere that ya dug big guns, then I read this one about ya shottin the big ones. Go shot one of the 50cal Desert Eagles, I know that might sound scary, but they're great, and I guarantee you won't be hurtin any where. Only thing about them is the grips are kinda big now that I think about . Oh well C-ya
I can't even pull the slide back to load a DE .50 No danger of me getting hurt then eh?
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When I looked at her arms, I knew exactly what she was going to do.

We had a friend that wanted to shoot the 30 30 and he put his eye right up to the scope, needless to say, he's never rested his eye on a scope since. But he has a sweet scar to talk about now.
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Now that was funny, I about fell out of my chair....This reminds me of one time qualifying at a shooting range. We had a female on the far left of everyone. Every time she would shoot, she recoiled the gun facing to everyone on her right(down the firing line). They had to move her all the way to the right, so no one was to her right.

Sorry, nothing against females here, just some of the stuff I see is funny.
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When I looked at her arms, I knew exactly what she was going to do.

We had a friend that wanted to shoot the 30 30 and he put his eye right up to the scope, needless to say, he's never rested his eye on a scope since. But he has a sweet scar to talk about now.
The first time I shot my husbands rifle, I busted my lip.
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When I looked at her arms, I knew exactly what she was going to do.

We had a friend that wanted to shoot the 30 30 and he put his eye right up to the scope, needless to say, he's never rested his eye on a scope since. But he has a sweet scar to talk about now.
I made that same mistake when I was a teenager. Still got the scar.

Lemme tell ya, a cut on the forehead bleeds forever!!!
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I made that same mistake when I was a teenager. Still got the scar.

Lemme tell ya, a cut on the forehead bleeds forever!!!
Ain't that the truth? We laughed so hard that we were crying, he was a pretty good sport about it, though. He's pretty partial to that scar. Loves it when people ask him what happened.
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Saw this clip before, Those 50cal Desert Eagles got quite a kickback to 'em.

Still funny as hell.
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