A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
> pounding on the
> >door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger,
> >standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> >'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is
> 3:00 in the morning!'
> >He slams the door and returns to bed.
> >
> >'Who was that?' asked his wife.
> >
> >'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he
> answers.
> >
> >'Did you help him?' she asks.
> >
> >'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is
> pouring rain out
> >there!'
> >
> >'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.
> 'Can't you remember
> >about three months ago when we broke down, and those
> two guys helped
> us?
> >I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed
> of yourself!'
> >
> >The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
> into the
> pounding rain.
> >
> >He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still
> there?'
> >
> >'Yes,' comes back the answer.
> >
> >'Do you still need a push?' calls out the
> husband.
> >
> >'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> >'Where are you?' asks the husband.
> >
> >'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.

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Good one

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