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Old 05.20.2008
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USA America -- Foreigners need not apply

Effective June 01, 2008. America is about to take steps to reduce the number of immigrants, maybe even eliminate them altogether.

By taking on tough choices like Americas Trucking companies. And eliminating all whinners from their ranks.

Recent comments found on "The Truckers Report". Have lead Immigration Officials to come to the conclusion, that all the whinners leaving their countries for America, can not really be reflective of policies inside their own countries. Therefore are to be considered "misfits" and undesired.

Just as a few whinners/complainers from one trucking company. Can not be reflective of the unreasonable treatment of a drivers within that company, or any other company.

And since all whinners, are just that...whinners and complainers. With no real issues to bring to the table.

On June 01, 2008 the US will no longer allow immigrants (legal or otherwise) to come into a country that is really no better than the one they just left. Since all they would really do, is whine about America.

Additional Note: On June 02, 2008 The remaining truck drivers (whinners or not) will be executed on sight.

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