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| A Marriage License A Marriage License It should be like a fishing license that expires once a year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license. If you think about it girls and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right, most are good to eat. Also, if you decide to mount one you know it's going to cost you plenty. If you bring one home, no matter how well you treat them, they start going bad. Well then, fresh ones are always better so practice catch and release. 
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| Funny, yet so wrong. 
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| I like that. I would be in fresh circulation!
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| I miss all you can eat fish fries on friday's ........    
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 How that song go? Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.................... 
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So I asked my ex to marry me. Bought a $2500 engagement ring. A month later, she went back to Missouri. Luckily I was able to return the ring. The point? Don't get married just 'cause you thought you saw signs to do so.
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Did you get your money back on the ring I still have my X's Wonder if I could re-gift it to my next maybe wife??
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