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| Difference between woman and man showers! Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: > > > > > > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry > > > hamper according to lights and darks. > > > > > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > > > > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed > > > areas. > > > > > > *Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. > > > > > > * Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. > > > > > > *Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg > > > cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. > > > > > > *Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo > > > with 43 added vitamins. > > > > > > *Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > > > > > > *Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. > > > > > > *Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for > > > 10 minutes until red. > > > > > > *Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa > > > cake body wash. > > > > > > *Rinse conditioner off hair. > > > > > > *Shave armpits and legs. > > > > > > *Turn off shower. > > > > > > *Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. > > > > > > *Spray mold spots with Tilex. > > > > > > *Get out of shower. > > > > > > *Dry with towel the size of a small country. > > > > > > *Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. > > > > > > *Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel > > > on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up > > > any exposed areas. > > > > > > > > > > > > Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: > > > > > > *Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed > > > and leave them in a pile. > > > > > > *Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the > > > way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo > > > sound. > > > > > > *Look at your manly physiq ue in the mirror. > > > > > > *Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ###. > > > > > > *Get in the shower. > > > > > > *Wash your face. > > > > > > *Wash your armpits. > > > > > > *Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse > > > the snot off. > > > > > > *Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. > > > > > > *Spend m ajority of time washing privates and > > > surrounding area. > > > > > > *Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck > > > on the soap. > > > > > > *Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk. > > > > > > *Pee. > > > > > > *Rinse off and get out of shower. > > > > > > *Partially dry off. > > > > > > *Fail to notice water on floor because the curtain was > > > hanging out of tub the whole time. > > > > > > *Admire wiener size in mirror again. > > > > > > *Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and > > > fan on. > > > > > > *Return to bedroom with towel around waist . > > > > > > > > > *If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her > > > and make the woo-woo sound again. > > > > > > *Throw wet towel on her pillow. > > > > > > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the > > > truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong > > > with you. Have a great day! > > >  |
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| My wife says "That is so true." I have no idea what she's talking about. I can say I left a wet towel on the bed ONE time several years ago. She compared me to our three year old at the time! 
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 OK! Which woman has been peeking in 'my' shower?!! I ascribe to the "According to Jim" manly way of living.....  With some Tim the Toolman thrown it..
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| That is just to funny. Reminds me of something my oldest was talking about on Thursday. He says I think the taking a long time in the shower is hereditary or something, he says at other friends houses everyone is ready in a bout 15 min or so, but at our house we would still be in the shower??? I am still laughing about that one!! Ya nd things will blow over on the seashores of old Mexico
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| This is very true but I don't shower like that lady i am in the middle |
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