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I'm sure many of you have seen the commercial for the "Handy Switch".

A remote light switch that can be stuck to the wall, anywhere.

Have any of you been wicked enough to buy one...just to #### with your neighbor, after they bought one ???

Only differance....you stick your switch on the outside wall nearest their light.

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I'm sure many of you have seen the commercial for the "Handy Switch".
By the title, I thought that this thread was about 'herpes!!'
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By the title, I thought that this thread was about 'herpes!!'
Then, it wouldn't be in the joke forum...would it
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Then, it wouldn't be in the joke forum...would it
Let's see, if you had herpes and I didnt like you, then it 'might' be funny! Esp. if you got it from an ugly girl....'Any port in a storm' might get you! Now that's funny (???)
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