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Old 06.11.2008
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Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging
two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each
hand. Unfortunately, there is a rip in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out
onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there
are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Damn!" says the little old lady. "I'd
better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks
for the warning."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard is right next to the parking lot of the football
stadium. Each time there is a game, a lot of the fans
come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower
beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big
hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little
thingie through the bushes, I say, '$20 or off it
comes!' "

Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "Ok, good
luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "not everybody
pays."
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oh no not good i would rather give the money if i were a guy
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oh no not good i would rather give the money if i were a guy
That depends on how cold a day it was
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