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Old 06.25.2008
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On the beach
A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the

beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at


the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor


was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing;


she would approach people who were sitting on the


beach, glance around furtively,then speak to them.




Generally, the people would respond negatively and she


would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod


and there would be a quick exchange of money for


something she carried in her bag.




The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and


debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know


for sure, they just continued to watch her.




After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have


you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with


boom boxes and other electronic devices?'




He hadn't -- and said so.




Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and


our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can


find out what she's really doing.'




Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife


was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when


she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.




The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at


the road.




'Well, Is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.




'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more


than he should have.




'Well, what is it then? What does she do ?' his wife


fairly shrieked.




The man grinned and said, 'She sells batteries.'




'Batteries?' cried the wife.




'Yes .' he replied -





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OOOOH - You're gonna hate me for this - but it'll


make your day !!!




























She sells C cells by the seashore
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lmao that to funny lol
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L.o.l. that was cute!
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a cute one! LOL
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That's cute.
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