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I'll probably get kicked off the forum for this one!
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:


One day God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have some Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said....


Sorry guys.
it's just too offensive for the board. however feel free to PM it all you want.
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ROTF!!!! Stealing that one to send on!
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Hey, at least it wasn't a blond joke!
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ROTF!!!! Stealing that one to send on!
Yep, that's where I got it too. . .
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That is a great one
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Heh, I'll bet even Smurfy will laugh at this one
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Speaking of the French,

Why is it that there no French Sharpshooters?
Because it's hard to hit the target with both hands up in the air.
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Hey, at least it wasn't a blond joke!
It's about time! We blondes were about to rise up in protest....except we couldn't figure out how to do that.
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It's about time! We blondes were about to rise up in protest....except we couldn't figure out how to do that.
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