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Because I care about you guys, I thought you all might want to consider completing this Living Will!


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I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a Martini ______a Margarita _______ a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of Chardonnay ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______The sports page _____Chocolate or ______Sex,

It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination has been reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

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That one is great lol
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I was actually just discussing this subject with my grown children 3 days ago..

Although, I DID forget about the booze part....everyone raise their gin sours in a toast, and then toss my ashes to the four winds!!!! YAHOOOOOOO!!!

Or, at least pretend my ashes are part of the weed ashes they trash!! LOL
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