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Catholic Schools....lol
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything... tutors, mentors, flash cards,
special learning centers ..everything they could think of to help his
math.


Finally, in a last ditch effort, they enrolled
Zachary in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little
Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't
even kiss his mother hello.
Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books
and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work.



His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her
shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his
room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books
as hard as before.



This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried
to understand what made all the difference.



Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid
it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.



With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great
surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer
hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said,
"Son, what was it?
Was it the nuns?"



Zachary shook his head. "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the
books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?
WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"



Little Zachary looked at her and said,
"Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus
sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
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ROFL that was a great one
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That was funny.
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I'll probably go to hell for it, but I had to send that one out to some folks!
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little zachary was doing very badly in math.
his parents had tried everything... Tutors, mentors, flash cards,
special learning centers ..everything they could think of to help his
math.


finally, in a last ditch effort, they enrolled
zachary in the local catholic school. After the first day, little
zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't
even kiss his mother hello.
instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books
and papers were spread out all over the room and little zachary was
hard at work.



his mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her
shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his
room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books
as hard as before.



this went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried
to understand what made all the difference.



finally, little zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid
it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.



with great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great
surprise, little zachary got an "a" in math. She could no longer
hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said,
"son, what was it?
was it the nuns?"



zachary shook his head. "well, then," she replied, "was it the
books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?
what was it already?"



little zachary looked at her and said,
"well, on the first day of school when i saw that guy nailed to the plus
sign, i knew they weren't fooling around."
omg! U just gotta love kids.lol
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