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World's oldest joke traced to 1900 BC
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THE world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humour was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second - "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
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I knew it would have something to do with a woman - either the world's oldest profession or a blonde .
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I knew it would have something to do with a woman - either the world's oldest profession or a blonde .
Ha, Ha. I don't think there were any blondes in Iraq or Egypt in those days!
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Ha, Ha. I don't think there were any blondes in Iraq or Egypt in those days!

I don't either.
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Ha, Ha. I don't think there were any blondes in Iraq or Egypt in those days!
That's why their jokes weren't really funny . Wait , who was it that worshipped golden calves ()() ?
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That's why their jokes weren't really funny . Wait , who was it that worshipped golden calves ()() ?
Now THAT'S funny!
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I thought the oldest profession was farming...just joking..
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I thought the oldest profession was farming...just joking..
That may be a toss up (the farming part)! Actually, I would have to think it was hunting!
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