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Old 08.07.2008
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Chinese sick leave : 'i no come work today!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great! I be at work soon.........
You got Nice house'

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hahahahaha lmao i love it
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Old 08.10.2008
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That's funny!

Chinese wisdom: Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
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Lo there do I see my mother
and my sisters and brothers
Lo there do I see the line of my people
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Lo they do call to me
They bid me to take my place
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lol wrong wife
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