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Old 08.07.2008
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Craigslist 'encounter' lands couple in jail

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OREGON CITY, Ore. (AP) - A man and a woman have been jailed after their sexual encounter led someone to think a rape was in progress.
The Clackamas County Sheriff's Office says a homeless woman seeking a place to pitch a tent contacted the authorities Wednesday after witnessing a man sexually assaulting a bound and naked woman.
The 47-year-old Milwaukie man and 46-year-old Portland woman fled when deputies arrived, but were tracked down by a police dog.
The pair explained that they met on Craigslist while seeking this type of sexual encounter. The man added that he fled because of his marital status.
They were lodged on charges of public indecency, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass. Total bail was $33,500.
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Calling your wife from jail is not a good way to remain under the radar.
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Calling your wife from jail is not a good way to remain under the radar.


That, and the movie Fatal Attraction scared me straight.
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geez,"aint" no booty call worth over $33,000 dollars. He'd do much better looking at porn on the computer. Oh man that was painful to the wallet. Think about the "hell" he went thru when his wifey found out. O'boY can u say BOOTY OR ANAL reconstruction.
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geez,"aint" no booty call worth over $33,000 dollars. He'd do much better looking at porn on the computer. Oh man that was painful to the wallet. Think about the "hell" he went thru when his wifey found out. O'boY can u say BOOTY OR ANAL reconstruction.
Yeppers, I'll bet it cost him more than just the $33 Gs.
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geez,"aint" no booty call worth over $33,000 dollars. He'd do much better looking at porn on the computer. Oh man that was painful to the wallet. Think about the "hell" he went thru when his wifey found out. O'boY can u say BOOTY OR ANAL reconstruction.
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I saw a longer version of this . The guy is married but said he doesn't have a wedding ring because he can't afford one .
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