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| I'm blonde too. This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes portraying blondes as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat, wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she is painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.  |
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08.16.2008
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| Blond woman get caught in a hail storm, her car is dented from the hail. She takes the car to a body shop and the mechanic decided to have some fun with her. "Just blow into the tail pipe and the dents will pop out." He tells her. The blond takes the car home, waits for the tail pipe to cool and gets down on her hand and knees and starts blowing into the tail pipe. Her blond roommate come out and sees her blowing into the tailpipe and asks what she's doing. "The mechanic told me to blow into the tailpipe to make the dents pop out." "Well duh! You airhead! You have to roll up the windows!" |
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| LOL i love all blonde jokes |
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OMG That is funny MM.
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| Well, with all these contributions, maybe I should save a few. I do have three pages of the one liner type though so . . . What's black and fuzzy, and hangs from the ceiling? A blond electrician.  
__________________ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!  |
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08.18.2008
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| 08.18.2008 How do you kill a blond? Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
__________________ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick! |
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| mountain momma ,lmao that was a good one!!!!!!!!!
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| 08.19.2008 Why don't blonds eat pickles? They keep getting their heads stuck in the jar.
__________________ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick! |
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| There was this blond. She had a tampon stuck behind her ear. And she couldn't find her pen.
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